Oscars

Oscar nominated films? Wuh?

Not a lot of posts since the film festival, huh? December and January were pretty busy months and the blog got somewhat left behind. It’s not like I haven’t seen many films recently but… truth be told, they’ve mostly been pretty good films. Which is unusual.

Chopping Mall was never meant to be exclusively about bad films, b-movies and grindhouse classics but it certainly wasn’t meant to be focused on all the Oscar hopefuls either. As it is, I’ve seen several of the nominees over the last few months, as well as a handful of other classy films that hardly belong here. I’ll gloss over them quickly and then it’ll be time to resume normal service.

One Day Later...

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

The Oscars results are quite astonishingly, gloriously, exquisitely DULL!

Best Picture - T** K***’s S*****
Best Director - T** K***’s S*****
Best Actor - T** K***’s S*****
Best Original Screenplay - T** K***’s S*****
Best Title - T** K***’s S*****
Best Coffee On Set - T** K***’s S*****
Best Taste in Shoes -T** K***’s S*****
Best Idea - T** K***’s S*****
Best friend - T** K***’s S*****
Best best - T** K***’s S*****
Best ever - T** K***’s S*****
Best cute Brits - T** K***’s S*****

Last Minute Oscars Choices

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Ok, ok, so they’re about to give out some supposedly important film awards very soon.

I haven’t seen loads of the films that are nominated. Does this matter? Psshhh, nah! Where’s the fun in making informed, reasonable choices. These are made on hearsay, fragments of knowledge and instinct alone!

Here’s the list, we’ll see tomorrow if the real people got it right and matched me.